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From cornerofmadness

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"It was an immense relief and the most precious thing in the world, just that simple sense of up and down."

Srsly. You couldn't make this shit up.


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Jun. 12th, 2012 03:49 am (UTC)
Heh, that really is amazing!

Mine: "...but it was dotted all over with colors and specks of pure gold from the riverbed from which the sand and clay were scooped."
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:18 pm (UTC)
Metaphor, d00d, metaphor.
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
Gross metaphor? Unclear metaphor?
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:55 pm (UTC)
earthy metaphor....
Jun. 12th, 2012 03:51 am (UTC)
that is great
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:19 pm (UTC)
I'd say I lucked out on this one.
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:05 am (UTC)
Mine: We slog back to the train in silence.

LOL Catching Fire, Collins.
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:20 pm (UTC)
Mine was from Galileo's Dream by Kim Stanley Robinson.
Jun. 12th, 2012 05:50 am (UTC)
i don't have a book nearby but there's a great lyric from an Amanda Palmer/ Jane Austen Argument song that goes: "My little love affairs, are all scheduled round the tv guide and my sex life has all been plagiarised in an attempt to meet a harsh deadline"
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
I like that one.
Jun. 12th, 2012 12:12 pm (UTC)
For me: "Shouts were heard on all sides."

The book isn't fiction, but the description of my sex life certainly is. ;o)
Jun. 12th, 2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
This one is better than that fortune cookie game where you add to every fortune you read, "...between the sheets."
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