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Strictly in meme mode...

...because work is a bear and I'm sick.

On the plus side: vacation next week, come hell or high workload.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I put money in hjcallipygian's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I gave etrangere a kidney (1000 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1673 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!

Sincerely,
masqthephlsphr

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Aren't you hosers glad you gave me citizenship?!!

Comments

( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
ladystarlightsj
Dec. 18th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
I, for one, welcome our new benevolent dictator.

*offers chocolate and wine*
masqthephlsphr
Dec. 18th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)
One nation, under me, with chocolate and wine for all.
ladystarlightsj
Dec. 18th, 2009 04:38 am (UTC)
*cheers*
midnightsjane
Dec. 18th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
All hail, O Benevolent Leader!

masqthephlsphr
Dec. 18th, 2009 12:53 pm (UTC)
For my next official act as Benevolent Dictator of Canuckistan, I am moving all clouds and rain from the city of Vancouver and moving it to the greater Phoenix area.
anomster
Dec. 18th, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
Sounds good to me! Oh, wait...it's not my nation. @>( But I can visit once in a while!
masqthephlsphr
Dec. 18th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
Not to worry. I am moving forward with invasion plans that include building a Tim Horton's on every street corner in the US of A.
zargon10
Dec. 18th, 2009 08:21 am (UTC)
Congrats on your promotion! I got 'naughty' 3 times, so I gave up! :(
masqthephlsphr
Dec. 18th, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC)
Guess it knew you too well.... ; )
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